Melbourne vs. Boston

I've been thinking about this comparison for a while but I think I have substance to actually write about it now. Since I've moved here I've been thinking about the differences between Melbourne and Boston. So here it goes (to be continued).

weather

Melbourne: nice all the time

Boston:nice for 8 months

cultural life

Melbourne: Disney
Boston: where do I start?

universities

Melbourne: Florida Tech
Boston: MIT, Harvard, NEU, Boston University, etc.

people

Melbourne: rednecks (except our group of friends :-) )
Boston: a lot of intelligent people. I'm still to me one redneck here.

friends

Melbourne: quite a few
Boston: not so many but my post can convince all you guys to move here :)

bars

Melbourne: mainstreet, chilies.
Boston: again, where do I start?

school system

Melbourne: okay if you pick the right school
Boston: almost the same except kids have a better chance of feeding into a better university.

politics

Melbourne: very very red.
Boston: very very blue.

housing

Melbourne: very nice.
Boston: not as nice, but okay.

public transportation

Melbourne: what?
Boston: anything you want

what people read

Melbourne: the bible
Boston: Fermat proof, Gödel theorem, IEEE transactions, novels,  everything really!!

chance that you'll meet someone very intelligent

Melbourne: that's it. you guys are my 1% chance
Boston: just pick one

people that know other languages

Melbourne: they are possessed because they are speaking in tongues.
Boston: They are people. Most people.

I could go forever so what I want to hear from you when we get together at the brown's is "what the hell are we doing in Melbourne. I'm open to ideas :)

Sorry for the rumblings. Good night.